#7 eHarmony





I guess they didn't like my homemade commercial about my hopes for an amateur all-girl orgy at Dinah Shore in my hotel room with chicks I met on Planetout.com. Picky, picky.

7 comments:

Sarah said...

is there a gay option on eharmony?

oh and you should add that christian dating site to this list. i think there's also one that's specifically for catholics. they fascinate me.

Laurie Anne said...

This is right on! Nope, they don't accept gay people. There is even a skit about it on the Big Gay Sketch Show this season.

Harper Lee said...

Yeah, it's almost like straight people put more trust in internet dating than lesbians do. Ha. Ha.

Maybe it's just me, or is it that now (mainly due to Myspace) 40% of all new lesbian relationships are spawned from the internet?

It usually just means one extra "date" before u-hauling. Eh?

Anonymous said...

Tried to sign up for them back in 2005, close minded pricks. It's just a heterosexual dating site. Doesn't matter. Met the love of my life on match.com. ;)

Just Cirroc said...

I certainly hope that Sarah knows her little "Bruce" (LOL) is queer as a three dollar bill.

Clever picture choice there, Arlan ; )

poquita47 said...

I wonder why it is all of the men on the commercials look like they are one swipe of body glitter away from being a really bad Drag Queen?

NotCaseSensitive said...

Eh. Eharm is kinda lame. Im straight but you wouldnt catch me dead on there.

1. Im not a christian.
2. I dont online dating anyway, but if i did, id use okcupid, true or match or some shiite like that.