#5 Condoms





...and in the event of an emergency, they can be used as a flotation device.

10 comments:

shastina said...

can't... stop... laughing...at..."flotation device"...



again, i fucking love you.

shastina said...

oh. and i wanted to add:

thanks for the spelling lesson. i would have no idea that the word "float" isn't in "flotation"... damn you english language!

amen for thin, red lines under my freshly typed words...

Anonymous said...

hmm actually according to King County (where Seattle is), you should use a barrier of some kind during oral contact with the vagina as well. they note that the risk is lower with oral sex, but better safe than sorry

http://www.metrokc.gov/health/apu/std/condomuse.htm
condom and barrier use

Unfortunately, I have never had a need to use a condom, since I haven't even kissed anyone...

"The Centers for Disease Control have documented a handful of cases of woman-to-woman transmission. HIV is in vaginal juices and menstrual blood, so yes, the risk is real."

that's from AIDS Project Los Angeles

http://www.thebody.com/content/whatis/art32925.html
Lesbians and HIV

that's one big benefit of being a virgin, near zero risk of STDs...unfortunately, also 100% risk of loneliness. Most of the time I feel that loneliness is better than heartbreak though...

--Brian (30 male "silicon valley", frequent commenter)

Sarah said...

my boyfriend wishes for you to consider the possibility that everyone likes condoms, because they reduce the chances of stupid people reproducing...more stupid people. just some food for thought. those condoms are pretty.

aimeetoons said...

water balloons!!! fun!!!

Anonymous said...

this is the funniest thing..how true is that? most of my friends are straight, and they all have there secret stash of condoms!! lol funny shit

Anonymous said...

hmm I have to agree with sarah's boyfriend as well. and sarah is very beautiful!!!!

--Brian, 30 male in silicon valley

Ms. CL said...

if you're into sex toys (i.e. phallic ones) condoms keep them fresher longer.....that's just the sex educator in me (c=

Anonymous said...

hah! I wish my boy liked condoms.

NotCaseSensitive said...

Im pretty sure that gay men are up on the condom gathering as well.