#1 Penises




Straight women like penises almost as much as straight men do.

15 comments:

bishhh said...

DAVID HASSLEHOFF... the love/loathe of my life.. haha so jokes

Laurie Anne said...

Eek, the Hoff! :) This is a really funny blog idea Arlan, I can't wait to see what else you come up with.

Fleur de Lisa said...

That picture of the Hoff makes me throw up in my mouth just a little. He is just so damn hairy.

Anonymous said...

Ugh - penises. The straight women can totally have my share.

Anonymous said...

I don't agree. Sex, yes, is awesome. but looking at them? hell no. straight guys love looking/picturing their junk but...HUGE TURN OFF for women.

Anonymous said...

Straight women think penises are NOT attractive. Feel good, maybe.... but not the height of beauty for sure, all wrinkled and purple....

Krysti said...

Whoa purple you might wanna have whoever has a purple member you've been with get checked out! He's got some serious issue!

Anonymous said...

I like guys with small dicks cause they work harder to pleasure a woman...haha my favorite quote from Jenny!

Personally, I just discovered that I can do without one.

Anonymous said...

hmm mine is not wrinkled and purple? :-O :-/ wrinkled is usually another part of our anatomy...and if it's purple there's something wrong with the circulatory system I think...lmao...

personally I feel the same way about breasts that you guys do about my, ahem, organ. Now I have never seen one in real life (unless you count my mother's when I was a baby), but I prefer women's abdomen, legs, back, lower back, neck, FEET...feet are the best part!!!!! :-)

--Brian, 30 male, silicon valley

Anonymous said...

this blog isn't really that good compared to the other "stuff [some category] people like." sorry.

Anonymous said...

hahaha. best one yet.

NotCaseSensitive said...

Omg. Dats so gross.

Brittany Joy said...

Whenever I see the Hoff, I can't help but think of the drunken video with the burger!

Amanda said...

Hulk hogan's tan is out of control that doesn't look safe.. he is going to get skin cancer.

Harmony said...

Some penises are nice to look at. Most aren't. The problem with penises is they come attached to a man, and men are kind of boring for the most part. I prefer to buy penis's and put them on girls. Much more fun that way.

I must be gay, cause I don't like any of the straight stuff here. Some names I had to google, cause I had never heard of them, hahaha