#10 Cuba Gooding, Jr








Show meeeee...
what all the fuss is about.

#9 Having Gay Friends So They Can Say "A Friend of Mine is Gay and..."




Some of my best friends are gay...

#8 Jack Johnson



Oh there are certainly some lesbians who like to macrame' and tap their sandals to his music. And I suppose there are some gay men who enjoy his company during a yoga cool-down. But he's all the rage for the straights. He's like the straight man's Dave Matthews...

#7 eHarmony





I guess they didn't like my homemade commercial about my hopes for an amateur all-girl orgy at Dinah Shore in my hotel room with chicks I met on Planetout.com. Picky, picky.