#6 Learning About Gay People From Oprah

These days it seems like Oprah has a show about gay folks at least once a week. I'm sure it's pretty exciting for straight people to watch her "discover" what it is to be gay and share her findings with them. But if you really want to know how gay people interact with each other, look no further than O's relationship with her BFF Gayle King. They've lasted longer than most lesbian relationships and have even avoided U-haulin' it.

#5 Condoms





...and in the event of an emergency, they can be used as a flotation device.