#4 Dane Cook

I know some lesbians do too (though I want to take away those lesbians' *lesbian card*) but straight people had to make up 99% of the $35 million "Good Luck Chuck" made at the box office. Lesbians get their Jessica Alba on DVD like civilized people.

#3 Breeding

They can't help themselves.

#2 Bluetooth Technology

Seriously, when's the last time you saw a lesbian wearing one?

#1 Penises

Straight women like penises almost as much as straight men do.